A man in polka dot pants was caught on surveillance camera attempting to rob a convenience store in California.
The video shows the man walking up to a closed grocery store in the middle of the night and looking inside without his mask through the glass doors.
He walks away, but returns with a black stocking over his head.
The criminal mastermind's next move is to throw a rock at the window. The glass cracks - but doesn't break.
That set off the store's alarm, so the man then flees, but trips over a bright blue curb and falls on his face.
Police are looking for the man.